Life as Metaphor

gal: what's your name again, guy?
guy: uh.... Guy.
gal: no, your *name*...
guy: i told you.. GUY.
gal: oh! i get it! like you wanna be all anonymous like... i can dig it....
guy: *blinks* uh..... yeah. sure.
gal: (grins, tilts head coyly) SO! what's your major, Guy?
guy: civil disobedience.
gal: (big eyes) is that like civil engineering?
guy: *blinks*